This is not me… 
 …but she’s kind of doing a good impression. Her colors are off: mostly, let’s avoid dark opaque hosiery with light-colored flats, m’ladies. The yellow cardy, is also too caricaturesque. She’s a little bit more UO, I’m more A.P.C. Also, I never wear my straight bangs with curly hair. It’s always either all sleek, or curly; nary a schizophrenic hairdon’t atop my bulbous head. But that said, hats off to you, Brooklyn girl who bears a striking resemblance to me! 
 You’ve been warned, I’m cloning myself. A bit of the integrity of the original copy is always lost in the process, but nonetheless, it’s happening.  I tried to explain to you that I am not convinced I’m not a replicant, but you flippantly laughed it off.  Coming soon to an independent bookshop near you! 
 Photo by Jake Chandler, via Clayton Eddy, both members of  Crawl Babies :  http://crawlbabies.bandcamp.com

This is not me…

…but she’s kind of doing a good impression. Her colors are off: mostly, let’s avoid dark opaque hosiery with light-colored flats, m’ladies. The yellow cardy, is also too caricaturesque. She’s a little bit more UO, I’m more A.P.C. Also, I never wear my straight bangs with curly hair. It’s always either all sleek, or curly; nary a schizophrenic hairdon’t atop my bulbous head. But that said, hats off to you, Brooklyn girl who bears a striking resemblance to me!

You’ve been warned, I’m cloning myself. A bit of the integrity of the original copy is always lost in the process, but nonetheless, it’s happening. I tried to explain to you that I am not convinced I’m not a replicant, but you flippantly laughed it off. Coming soon to an independent bookshop near you!

Photo by Jake Chandler, via Clayton Eddy, both members of Crawl Babies: http://crawlbabies.bandcamp.com